DEPARTMENT OF IMAGINARY CONCERNS
While everyone is focused on billionaire Elon Musk and his Department of Government Efficiency, we overlook an equally great idea from cartoonist Scott Adams, the creator of the iconic Dilbert comic strip.
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So now that we know that the big problem was the imaginary concern of what could have happened but didn't happen, I've suggested that Trump should create a Department of Imaginary Concerns. And it would be only to handle Democrat complaints. And the new department could have imaginary policies to combat the imaginary concerns. So you place things like climate change in there, climate change, at least the crisis part of the climate change. You put the Russia collusion thing in there. You put the hoodies could have found out by hacking a signal in there. You put Trump might steal your democracy in the imaginary concerns department. That Musk might steal our Social Security numbers. You put that right in the Department of Imaginary Concerns. And that there might be a constitutional crisis. Yep, that's the Department of Imaginary Concerns. Now, I'm not completely serious about this, but just think how funny it would be if every time one of these hoaxes comes up and Trump has asked about it, he says, oh, I've delegated that to the Department of Imaginary Concerns. But are you trying to steal our democracy? You know, that's a perfectly good question. So I've delegated that to the Department of Imaginary Concerns. Did you agree with Putin to have sex with him if he stops the fighting? Well, you know, no, but I'm gonna assign that to the Department of Imaginary Concerns and we'll devise an imaginary policy to ensure it doesn't happen again. |
Bottom line...
Leave it to Scott Adams to bring a commonsense perspective to the vexatious niggles found in private and public organizations.
We are so screwed if we let the deep state and its media propagandists divert our attention away from the real problems facing America: political corruption on both sides of the aisle and the progressive communist democrats who want to destroy America from within.
-- Steve
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"Acta non verba" -- actions not words
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