Forget automating bullshit detectors, the money is in automating bullshit creators.

Expert systems, coding the language skills and decision-making abilities of smart, articulate individuals into an easily accessible, user-friendly format that turns morons like progressive communist democrats into, if not quite, the appearance and pretense of articulate competence.

Artificial intelligence has long been hailed as a revolutionary tool, with the potential to uplift humanity to unprecedented heights. But in a political world teeming with both brilliance and incompetence, AI has managed something quite miraculous: it has empowered even the most intellectually challenged among us.

These systems allow those lacking in intellectual finesse to masquerade as competent individuals, if not entirely, then at least well enough to bluff their way through.

Now, even the least savvy person can summon credible-sounding answers with the click of a button or voice command.

With AI doing the heavy lifting, the moronic masses have access to tools that bridge the gap between ignorance and informed pretense.

Sure, they may not possess the nuance, depth, or critical thinking that true experts exhibit, but they no longer need to. Instead, the moronification of society is glossed over with layers of AI-generated polish.

Imagine how this might work in politics…

Once upon a time, Kamala Harris was gearing up for a news conference. As she briskly walked to the podium, her AI assistant chimed in on her smartwatch.

"Madam Vice President, I’ve analyzed your recent media encounters. It seems you’ve said ‘I grew up a middle-class kid’ in response to almost every question.”

Kamala paused, smiling. "Well, it’s true! What's wrong with that?"

The AI assistant replied, "Absolutely true, but when they asked about the economy last week, your answer was, 'I grew up a middle-class kid.’ And when they asked about climate change, you also responded with 'I grew up a middle-class kid.’ I’m just saying, you might want to mix it up a bit."

Kamala laughed. "Alright, fair point. What do you suggest?"

The AI assistant, responded, “How about a detailed plan this time? Maybe just once?”

So, when Kamala was standing at the podium and Steve Doocy asked about the economy, she was ready to dive into a thoughtful answer.

But, just as she was about to speak, she caught herself smiling and said, “I grew up a middle-class kid... but today, let’s talk about the economy. I was raised by a hardworking mother, who like so many people across our nation, had big dreams and aspirations for her children. As president, it will be my top priority to make the big corporations pay their fair share to 0bring down costs for working families.”

The room erupted in laughter, as Kamala cackled and gave herself a mental thumbs-up, proud to have saved herself from the middle-class loop just in time!

Bottom line…

We are so screwed.

-- Steve