Today I received an email for dog training and just for giggles, I changed the word dog to Democrat -- and came up with a brand new product with almost unlimited (half the nation) potential....
----- Original Message -----
From: Brain Training For Dogs <redacted>
No matter what your Democrat’s problem behavior is...
Be it jumping, peeing inappropriately, aggression, pulling on the leash...or whatever...
There is ONE SOLUTION that can help STOP this problem now'
The sad fact is...
Most Democrat trainers miss this solution entirely.
They give you cookie cutting training programs.
They use outdated and ‘mean’ dominance techniques.
Or worse yet...
They have no qualifications and are complete phonies.
So what’s the answer to stopping your Democrat’s behavior problems?
Discovering your Democrat’s hidden intelligence.
Let me explain...
In my 10 years as a certified trainer...there’s ONE BIG LESSON I have learned.
More intelligent Democrats are better behaved.
A More intelligent Democrat takes commands easier
...and understands what you need from them.
The good news is...
No matter how clever you think your Democrat is.
You can >>> unlock their hidden intelligence quickly and easily.
>>> I’ll explain everything on this page. <link redacted>
Don’t waste a second longer coping with problem behaviors you don’t need to be dealing with.
PS Check out the brain training for Democrats course now. It’s great for eliminating any bad behaviors by tapping into your Democrat’s hidden intelligence.
PPS- check out the cool Democrat pictures on this page. <link redacted>
Of course I need to test my new product to see if it works. So I set about choosing a test panel where the results would be obviously apparent and even newsworthy…
Sorry to report … the test failed. The four test subjects, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff, and Jerry Nadler, haven’t learned anything new and are as mean, stubborn, and recalcitrant as before.
We are so screwed.
“Nullius in verba.”-- take nobody's word for it!
“Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.”-- George Bernard Shaw
“Progressive, liberal, Socialist, Marxist, Democratic Socialist -- they are all COMMUNISTS.”
“The key to fighting the craziness of the progressives is to hold them responsible for their actions, not their intentions.” – OCS "The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." -- Marcus Aurelius “A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves, and traitors are not victims... but accomplices” -- George Orwell
“The key to fighting the craziness of the progressives is to hold them responsible for their actions, not their intentions.” – OCS
"The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." -- Marcus Aurelius
“A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves, and traitors are not victims... but accomplices” -- George Orwell