Jay Carney: Professional Liar for Hire?
It appears that President Obama’s Press Secretary, Jay Carney, is preparing to leave the White House …
Jay Carney, Stretching the Truth
Can you just imagine his resume objective …
Former Presidential Press Secretary, professional liar and spin doctor seeks position as a highly (overpaid) television host at MSNBC, CNN, or PBS.
Alternatively, employment with a major billion-dollar company headed by a progressive socialist democrat loyal to the Obama Administration.(Note: Will not work for the Koch Brothers, Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, or any political group affiliated with the NRA, Fox News, the NRA, the TEA Party, or any other GOP organization unless the pay is in the stratosphere.)
Can you just imagine his resume bullet points?
- Well-versed, well-spoken, telegenic progressive socialist democrat liar for hire.
- Can vamp for hours without any in-depth subject-matter expertise.
- Able to distort, mangle, and manipulate any “truth” you want told.
- Multi-lingual, including exotic languages as: Washington Double Speak; Progressive Liberal Democrat;
- Former journalist to provide the mere semblance of professionalism and credibility.
- Married to major network reporter with possibilities for cross-promotions.
- Acting ability to express amazement, contrition, or become affable or prickly at a moment’s notice.
- No problem lying; be it to the American people or just to a select few in off-the-record chats.
- Capable spinning spinning major, life-threatening disasters into happy-talk.
- Can dissemble and “go vague” at command.
- Superb improvisational skills.
- Can read a TelePrompTer.
- Able to stay on message under stress.
- Deep experience in crisis command and control.
- Demonstrated management ability
- Willing to travel world-wide provided first class accommodations.
Personal References …
Personal references include accomplished liars President Barack Obama, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, United Nations Ambassador Susan Rice, and puppet-master Valerie Jarrett.
Bottom line …
Here is a valuable employee with proven abilities. But, one wonders … once Jay Carney leaves the White House, will he be part of the “old news,” “Carney misspoke,” and blame-it-on-the-old-guy “reset” for Barack Obama’s corrupt and lame-duck Presidency?
-- steve
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